41 Things You Should Never Say To Your Boss

41 Things You Should Never Say To Your Boss Your workplace may be casual, and you might be pretty tight with your boss, but that doesnt mean there are no boundaries. Even if you feel like your boss has become a friend, you shouldalwaysavoid saying these 41 things -- unless youre willing to jeopardize your job.1. I really dont feel like being at work today.2. I think Im going to call in sick tomorrow.3. Do you want to call in sick with me tomorrow? We can get lunch and skipiste in the park4. Im too hungover to come to work.5. I cant wait to get a new job.6. I have an interview tomorrow morning, so Im going to be late.7. I have an interview tomorrow but donttell your boss boss.8. Ugh, I hate working with Lucy. Can you fire her?9. Can you make sure to neverput me on any projects with Lucy?10. Lucy told me that you might be getting fired.11. Why does Lucy get to work on X, Y and Z while Im stuck doing this boring stuff?12. Im on my way but will be a few minutes late.....45 minutes later. Ugh. Worst commute ever. Be there in a few...half an hour later This is taking forever. Should be in by noon.13. I need a raise ASAP.14. Its ridiculous that I havent gotten promoted yet.15. I cant do that. It sounds way too boring.16. Can you ask Lucy to do that?17. Thats bedrngnis part of my job description.18. Its 504 so Im gonna head out -- good luck with that massive project you need to finish tonight19. I told my therapist about you and she says our personalities really seem to clash.20. TGIF Want to get dzulaufk at lunch today?21.I dont have much to do today. Can I take an extra long lunch break?22. Thats not my fault. Lucy was the one who handled it.23. I cant believe I havent been fired yet. This is the first job I havent been fired from within 3 months24. Can you start staying at work later? Its not fair that Im stuck here after you leave most nights.25. Im so bored. 26. Im having a slow day so I just watched most of the third season of Friends. So good27. Thats not my pri ority right now, so I cant really work on it.28. I went on this Tinder date belastung night and slept at the guys place. Gotta run home and shower so Ill be pretty late today29. You know when youre having sex and30. I totally blacked out last night. I cant remember how I got home31. Do I haveto go to this meeting today? I think its going to be a huge waste of time.32. My old boss and I reallydidnt get along. She thought I was lazy and I thought she was too demanding.33. Why would you assign that to me? You knowwriting isnt my strong suit34. I dont think thats doable. Im planning a wedding right now so I really dont have time to take on new projects at work.35. How have you been able to stand working here for so long?36. Can you tell your boss boss that I deserve a 50% raise this year?37. My mom thinks Im wayoverqualified for this job.38. Is this seriously your dream job?39 .I totally forgot to get my boyfriend a birthday present Ive gotta run out to look for something. Might take a few hours.40. Do you know whose cereal is in the kitchen? Ive been sneaking in and eating it every morning41. I overheard your boss boss saying you didnt do a great job on that.Somethings are just off limits no matter what. Your boss is your boss, and while she may be a trustworthy friend, your relationship with her is also tied to your career...so choose your words wiselyFairygodboss is committed to improving the workplace and lives of women.Join us by reviewing your employer